<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You pour red sauce into the small pot, mixing it well, and letting it heat. You turn your attention back to the noodles. [[Wait|Boiling Noodles]].
<<set $cheese = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the cheddar cheese out of the refridgerator and place it on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $pepperadded = true>>You shake some pepper into the soup to give it a little more flavor.\n[[What else...|Soup Add]]
You put the chicken on the grill, grab a spatula, and watch it cook. [[Wait|Wait Cooking Sandwich]]
<<set $saltadded = true>>You shake some salt onto your salad.\n[[What else...|Salad Add]]
You wrap the chicken in plastic wrap, and get your meat tenderizer ready to pound the chicken into a flatter, sandwich shape. [[SMACK]]!
You pull a knife out of the drawer, and carefully cut off two thin slices of cheddar cheese, placing them on the toast.\n[[What else...|Toast Add]]
You'll need to start by [[getting a bowl and an ice cream scoop]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You take the plastic off of the frozen pizza, and place it in the center of the pizza pan. [[Wait for Preheating|Preheating Pizza]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You wait for the oven timer to go off as the chicken simmers with the seasoning. <<if $timer eq 15>>[[Wait|Seasoning Boil Done Tacos]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait Seasoning Boil Tacos]].<<endif>>
<<set $italianadded = true>>You shake some Italian spices all over the pizza.\n[[What else...|Add Pizza]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You flip the chicken over with your spatula so as to evenly cook both sides. [[Wait|Wait Cooking Sandwich]].
<<set $pepperadded = true>>You shake some pepper onto the pizza.\n[[What else...|Add Pizza]]
Everything looks great. You set the cooked <<if $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>chicken<<else>>chicken and sausage<<endif>><<endif>><<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>sausage<<endif>><<endif>> aside.\n\n<<if $onionadded>>[[Chop the onion|Chop the onion scrambled]].<<else>><<if not $cheeseadded>>[[Start cooking the eggs|Cook scrambled]].<<else>>[[Grate the cheese|Grate the cheese scrambled]].<<endif>><<endif>>
<<set $timer = 0>>You grab a skillet, setting it on the stove and turning on the burner. You put the chicken into the skillet and, grabbing a spatula, start cooking it through. [[Wait|Cooking Chicken Tacos]].
<<set $italianadded = true>>You shake some Italian spices over your pasta.\n[[What else...|Pasta Add]]
You take the grilled cheese off of the griddle with your spatula and place it on the plate. After it's cooled a bit, you pick it up and take a bite. It reminds you of your childhood, and you eat it all quickly.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
You put a lid on the skillet, then reduce the head to low. You set the oven time for 15 minutes. [[Wait|Wait Seasoning Boil Tacos]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the egg cooking in the hot water. <<if $timer eq 15>>[[Wait|Egg Hard Boiled Salad]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait Egg Boil Salad]].<<endif>>
You scoop some of the dressing and the chicken onto a plate, grab a fork, and take a bite. <<if not $bigmistake>>It tastes almost exactly like how you remembered. It's sweet and tangy and delicious! A success!<<else>>Something is wrong with it... it doesn't taste right. You must have messed up the recipe somehow... that sucks. You were looking forward to this.<<endif>>\n\nYou eat all of your chicken, then wash your plate off in the sink.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
<<set $timer = 0>>You slide the two slices into the toaster, and depress the lever. [[Wait|Wait for Toast]].
<<set $pastasauceadded = true>>You pour some red sauce onto your salad.\n[[What else...|Salad Add]]
Should you add anything?\n\n<<if $hot>><<if not $hotadded>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Sauce Pizza]].<<else>>It has hot sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $italian>><<if not $italianadded>>[[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Pizza]].<<else>>It has Italian spices on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $dressing>><<if not $dressingadded>>[[Add French Dressing|Add Dressing Pizza]].<<else>>It has French Dressing on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>><<if not $pastasauceadded>>[[Add Red Sauce|Add Red Sauce Pizza]].<<else>>It has extra red sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $salt>><<if not $saltadded>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Pizza]].<<else>>It has salt on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pepper>><<if not $pepperadded>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Pizza]].<<else>>It has pepper on it.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[Cut the pizza and eat it]].
Molyneux Text-based Cooking Simulator 2013
Getting out your cheese grater, you rub the block of cheddar cheese up and down the surface until you have a good amount of grated cheese.\n\n[[Start cooking the eggs|Cook scrambled]].
You tug the bag open, and grab a few chips, crunching down upon them. Your hands are covered in dust, but you just lick it off as you eat. A little snack was all you needed.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
First, let's thaw the chicken. [[Put the chicken on a plate and put it in the microwave to defrost]].
Sounds like a plan. First, you'll have to [[get some slices of cheese]].
You grab a fork and sit down to enjoy your pasta. <<if $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>The chicken is a little out of place in the red sauce... might have gone better with a white sauce, but oh well.<<else>>The sausage is perfect, but the chicken is just kind of getting in the way. More protein I guess.<<endif>><<endif>><<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>The sausage exactly what this simple meal needed.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $onionadded>> The sauce itself has a really nice flavor from the onion. <<endif>> <<if $cheeseadded>> The cheddar doesn't quite go with it, though. If only you had some parmesean.<<endif>> <<if $hotadded>> The hot sauce especially tastes weird, although the red sauce swallows the flavor a bit. <<endif>>\n\nYou eat the rest of your pasta with a few twirls of your fork.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
<<set $saltadded = true>>You shake some salt onto the pizza.\n[[What else...|Add Pizza]]
You pick up your fork and dig into your salad. <<if $pastasauceadded>>You don't know what possessed you to add red sauce to your lettuce, but it was clearly a bad idea.<<else>><<if $dressingadded>><<if not $hotadded>>The sweetness of the dressing perfectly compliments the crisp lettuce.<<else>>The hot sauce seems to be ruining the sweetness of the dressing, making a fairly foul flavor in your mouth.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if $hotadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>The hot sauce really isn't helping matters.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $croutonsadded>>The croutons add a pleasant crunch<<if $cheeseadded>><<if not $eggadded>>, and the cheddar adds some nice flavor.<<else>>, and the cheddar and egg adds some nice flavor.<<else>>.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>\n\nYou polish off your salad and put the dirty bowl into the dishwasher.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
You turn off the burner and remove the egg from the water, letting it cool. [[Peel the hard-boiled egg]].
You take two slices of bread from the loaf, then retie the bag so as to not end up with stale bread. [[Combine the cheese and bread]].
<<set $italianadded = true>><<set $addedmistake = $addedmistake + 1>>You shake some Italian spices onto each piece of toast.\n[[What else...|Toast Add]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You take out the red onion, putting it on your cutting board and taking a knife from the block. You chop it up into small chunks, dropping them into the small pot. [[Pour the sauce into the pot]].
<<set $lettuceadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>You open the bag of lettuce and take some choice pieces, putting them onto the sandwich.\n[[What else...|Add Sandwich]]
Getting your cutting board and your knife, you cut a nice slice of cheese from the block of cheddar.\n[[What else...|Add Sandwich]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the grilled cheese cooking on the griddle. <<if $timer eq 5>>[[Flip the Sandwich]].<<else>><<if $timer eq 10>>[[Wait|Grilled Cheese Done]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait Grilled Cheese]]<<endif>><<endif>>
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the pizza cooking in the oven. <<if $timer eq 15>>[[Wait|Pizza Cooked]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait Pizza]].<<endif>>
You get the shell off of the hard-boiled egg. [[Grate the egg]].
<<set $pepperadded = true>><<set $addedmistake = $addedmistake + 1>>You shake some pepper onto each piece of toast.\n[[What else...|Toast Add]]
You sit down with your plate of tacos, pick one up, and take a bite. <<if not $lettuceadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $jellyadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>It's vaguely taco flavored, but a lack of toppings makes it a little boring.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if $lettuceadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $jellyadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>It's a very simple taco. Not bad, not great.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if not $lettuceadded>><<if $cheeseadded>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $jellyadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>It's a very simple taco. Not bad, not great.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if not $lettuceadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>><<if $hotadded>><<if not $jellyadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>It's got a little kick to it, but it's mostly just meat and taco shell, which isn't great. <<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if $lettuceadded>><<if $cheeseadded>><<if $hotadded>><<if not $jellyadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>It's a perfect classic taco. It's really nice!<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if $dressingadded>>The sweet French dressing just makes no sense on this taco. It clashes with the seasoning in quite an awful way.<<endif>> <<if $jellyadded>> The sweet grape jelly just isn't a taco flavor. It just isn't. Ugh.<<endif>>\n\nYou eat your tacos, cleaning your plate.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You move the meat from the skillet to the small pot. <<if not $onionadded>>[[Pour the sauce into the pot]].<<else>>[[Chop up the onion]].<<endif>>
Should you add anything?\n<<if $salt>><<if not $saltadded>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Scrambled]].<<else>>There's salt on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pepper>><<if not $pepperadded>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Scrambled]].<<else>>It has pepper on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $hot>><<if not $hotadded>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Scrambled]].<<else>>It has hot sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $jelly>><<if not $jellyadded>>[[Add Grape Jelly|Add Jelly Scrambled]].<<else>>It has grape jelly on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $italian>><<if not $italianadded>>[[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Scrambled]].<<else>>It has Italian spices on it.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[Grab a fork and have some scrambled eggs.]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You take a pizza pan out from the drawer under the oven. [[Unwrap the pizza and put it in the pan]].
You open the can with a satisfying pop, and pour the chilled beverage down your throat. Nice. Surely a little caffiene and sugar is all you needed anyway.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
You open the refridgerator and look in. Let's see...\n<<if not $cheese>>There's [[a block of cheddar cheese|Get the Cheese]]...<<endif>> <<if not $egg>>There's [[a couple of eggs|Get the Eggs]]...<<endif>> <<if not $soda>>There's [[a can of Pepsi|Get the Pepsi]]...<<endif>> <<if not $onion>>There's [[half of a red onion|Get the Onion]]...<<endif>> <<if not $lettuce>>There's [[some bagged lettuce|Get the Lettuce]]...<<endif>> <<if not $dressing>>There's [[some french dressing|Get the Dressing]]...<<endif>> <<if not $jelly>>There's [[some grape jelly|Get the Jelly]]...<<endif>> <<if not $pastasauce>>There's [[a jar of red sauce|Get the Sauce]]...<<endif>>\n\n[[Nevermind, what else is there...|Cooking Menu]]\n
<<set $pepperadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>Sure, some pepper might be nice.\n[[What else...|Make a Grilled Chicken Sandwich]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the water, waiting for bubbles to start appearing. <<if $timer eq 5>>[[Wait|Water boiling]]<<else>>[[Wait|Wait for the water to boil]]
<<set $dressingadded = true>>You pour some French dressing on each of your tacos.\n[[What else...|Add Tacos]]
You grab a spoon, and dig in. That fruity combination of sweetness always hits the spot. You savor each bite as you polish off the bowl.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
<<set $pepper = true>> <<set $spice = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the shaker of pepper and set it on the counter in easy reach.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
You take the warmed sauce from the stove and pour it over your noodles.\n\nShould you add anything else?\n\n<<if $cheese>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Pasta]].<<endif>> <<if $italian>> [[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Pasta]].<<endif>> <<if $salt>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Pasta]].<<endif>> <<if $pepper>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Pasta]].<<endif>> <<if $hot>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Pasta]].<<endif>>\n\n[[Grab a fork and dig into your pasta.]]
<<set $pasta = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou pick up the package of spagetti noodles and set them down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $soup = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou pick up the can of Chicken Noodle and set it down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $timer = 0>>You refill the can with water, and add that to the pot as well. [[Wait|Wait Soup]].
<<set $cheeseadded = true>>First you'll need to grate some cheese. [[Get your grater out and get to grating]].
<<set $italianadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>Sure, some Italian seasoning might be nice.\n[[What else...|Make a Grilled Chicken Sandwich]]
You pull a butter knife out of the drawer, and stick it into the jar of jelly. You spread the jelly onto each piece of toast.\n[[What else...|Toast Add]]
You put the water on the stove, put the egg in the pot, and light the burner. [[Wait for the water to boil|Wait for boil salad]].
Getting out your cheese grater, you grate a decent amount of cheddar cheese. [[Put that cheese on your tacos]].
<<set $pepperadded = true>><<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You shake some pepper into the casserole dish and stir it into the dressing.\n[[What else...|Add Catalina]]
The oven timer goes off. Finally! You get an oven mitt and pull the chicken out of the oven. [[Put the chicken on a plate and dig in!]]
<<set $timer = 0>>Finally, the oven beeps, signalling the completion of preheating. [[Put the pizza in the oven and set the timer]].
<<set $soda = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou grab the chilled can from the fridge and place it on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $hotadded = true>> You pour a bit of hot sauce on your pasta.\n[[What else...|Pasta Add]]
You decide to make some toast. First things first. [[Take some bread from the loaf]].
<<set $italianadded = true>> <<set $bigmistake = true>><<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You shake some Italian seasoning into the dressing, mixing it in.\n[[What else...|Add Catalina]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You wait around for your chicken to cook. <<if $timer eq 15>>[[Wait|Halfway Done]].<<else>><<if $timer eq 30>>[[Wait|Catalina Done]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait Catalina]].<<endif>><<endif>>
<<set $cheeseadded = true>> <<set $toppingsadded = true>>Sure, but first you'll have to [[slice off some cheese for the sandwich]].
<<set $tacoadded = true>><<set $bigmistake = true>><<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You open up the packet of taco seasoning and pour it into the dressing, mixing it in.\n[[What else...|Add Catalina]]
<<set $timer = 0>>You take a chicken breast and put it on a plate from the cabinet. You place it in the microwave and set it to defrost. [[Wait|Wait Defrost Sandwich]].
You get a plate down from the cabinet and put the pasta upon it. [[Pour the sauce onto the noodles]].
<<set $sausageadded = true>>Sure, some Italian Sausage might be nice.\n[[What else...|Make Red Sauce Pasta]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You wait for the oven light to turn on, telling you it's preheated. <<if $timer gte 4>>[[Wait|Oven Preheated Catalina]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait for the oven to preheat]].<<endif>>
You place an egg in the water
<<set $jellyadded = true>>You spoon some grape jelly onto your tacos.\n[[What else...|Add Tacos]]
<<set $pastasauceadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>You pour some red sauce on top of your chicken.\n[[What else...|Add Sandwich]]
<<set $timer = 0>>You take the <<if $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>chicken<<else>>chicken and sausage<<endif>><<endif>><<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>sausage<<endif>><<endif>> and put it on a plate, then put it in the microwave to thaw it. [[Thaw that meat|Thaw that meat scrambled]].
What should be in the Red Sauce Pasta?\n<<if $chicken>><<if not $chickenadded>>[[Maybe Chicken?|Add Chicken Pasta]]<<else>>Chicken, for sure.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $sausage>><<if not $sausageadded>>[[Maybe Italian Sausage?|Add Sausage Pasta]]<<else>>Italian Sausage, for sure.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $onion>><<if not $onionadded>>[[Maybe Red Onion?|Add Onion Pasta]]<<else>>Red Onion, for sure.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[That should be good, let's cook this pasta!]]
<<set $saltadded = true>><<set $addedmistake = $addedmistake + 1>>You shake a bit of salt onto each piece of toast.\n[[What else...|Toast Add]]
<<set $timer = 0>>You put the chicken breast on a plate, and then put it in the microwave, setting it to defrost. [[Wait|Chicken Defrosting Catalina]].
The timer starts beeping. You turn it off. [[Take the pizza out of the oven]].
Should you add anything?\n<<if $dressing>><<if not $dressingadded>>[[Add French Dressing|Add Dressing Salad]].<<else>>It has French dressing on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $cheese>><<if not $cheeseadded>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Salad]].<<else>>It has cheddar cheese on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $croutons>><<if not $croutonsadded>>[[Add Croutons|Add Croutons Salad]].<<else>>It has croutons on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>><<if not $pastasauceadded>>[[Add Red Sauce|Add Red Sauce Salad]].<<else>>It has red sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $salt>><<if not $saltadded>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Salad]].<<else>>It has salt on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pepper>><<if not $pepperadded>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Salad]].<<else>>It has pepper on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $hot>><<if not $hotadded>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Sauce Salad]].<<else>>It has hot sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $egg>><<if not $eggadded>>[[Add Hard-Boiled Egg|Add Egg Salad]].<<else>>It has shredded hard-boiled egg on it.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[Grab a fork and eat your salad]].
<<set $jelly = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou get the half-used jar of jelly out of the refridgerator and place it down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $sausageadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>Sure, some Italian Sausage seems like a good idea.\n[[What else...|Make Scrambled Eggs]]
<<set $hotadded = true>>You pour a bit of hot sauce into the soup.\n[[What else...|Soup Add]]
Should you add anything?\n<<if $hot>><<if not $hotadded>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Soup]].<<else>>It has hot sauce in it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $salt>><<if not $saltadded>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Soup]].<<else>>It has extra salt in it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pepper>><<if not $pepperadded>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Soup]].<<else>>It has pepper in it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $italian>><<if not $italianadded>>[[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Soup]].<<else>>It has Italian spices in it.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[Pour it into a bowl and eat|Soup Added End]].
<<set $dressingadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>You pour some French dressing on top of your chicken.\n[[What else...|Add Sandwich]]
<<set $timer = 0>>You set the oven to 350 degrees. Now you wait.\n\nMaybe you should add something else to the chicken.\n<<if $hot>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Catalina]].<<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>>[[Add Red Sauce|Add Pasta Sauce Catalina]].<<endif>> <<if $italian>>[[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Catalina]].<<endif>> <<if $salt>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Catalina]].<<endif>> <<if $pepper>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Catalina]].<<endif>> <<if $cheese>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Catalina]].<<endif>> <<if $taco>>[[Add Taco Seasonings|Add Taco Catalina]].<<endif>>\n\n[[Wait for the oven to preheat]].
You undo the twisty tie from the loaf, and pull out two pieces of bread. You spin the bag around and retie the twisty tie on the loaf. [[Put them in the toaster]].
<<set $chickenadded = true>>Sure, some chicken might be nice.\n[[What else...|Make Red Sauce Pasta]]
<<set $italianadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>You shake some Italian spices onto your eggs.\n[[What else...|Scrambled Add]]
First, you've got to [[thaw the chicken out]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You toss everything else into the skillet, mixing it with the egg. [[Wait|Wait scrambled]].
<<set $timer = 0>>The water is now at a nice boil. [[Remove the egg from heat and cover it]].
<<set $timer = 0>> The microwave dings, and you take the thawed meat out and set the plate on the counter. [[Chop up the meat|Chop meat scrambled]].
<<set $cheeseadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>Sure, some cheddar cheese sounds like a good idea.\n[[What else...|Make Scrambled Eggs]]
You pour the pot into a collander over the sink, draining the noodles. [[Put noodles on a plate]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You move the chicken occasionally as it cooks in the skillet. <<if $timer eq 6>>[[Wait|Chicken Cooked Tacos]].<<else>>[[Wait|Cooking Chicken Tacos]].<<endif>>
<<set $salt = true>> <<set $spice = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the shaker of salt and place it on the counter in easy reach.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
You spoon out a generous amount of grape jelly into the casserole dish, using the spoon to mix it well with the dressing. [[Add the onion]].
You turn the wheel, opening the can up. [[Grab a pot, and pour the soup in]].
You pull out your cheese grater, grate a good amount of cheddar cheese, then add it to your salad.\n[[What else...|Salad Add]]
<<set $cheeseadded = true>>First, you'll have to grate some cheese. [[Get out your cheese grater and get on that]].
You get out two slices of bread from your loaf and set them on a plate, putting the grilled chicken breast between them.\n\nWhat else should you add?\n<<if $cheese>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Sandwich]].<<endif>> <<if $onion>>[[Add Red Onion|Add Onion Sandwich]].<<endif>> <<if $dressing>>[[Add French Dressing|Add Dressing Sandwich]].<<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>>[[Add Red Sauce|Add Pasta Sauce Sandwich]].<<endif>> <<if $lettuce>>[[Add Lettuce|Add Lettuce Sandwich]].<<endif>> <<if $hot>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Sandwich]]<<endif>>\n\n[[Pick up that sandwich and eat it]].
You get out your cheese grater and grate a decent amount of cheese, before applying it to the top of your pasta.\n[[What else...|Pasta Add]]
What should you put on your toast?\n<<if $jelly>><<if not $jellyadded>>[[Add Grape Jelly|Add Grape Jelly Toast]].<<else>>It has grape jelly on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $salt>><<if not $saltadded>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Toast]].<<else>>It has salt on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pepper>><<if not $pepperadded>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Toast]].<<else>>It has pepper on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $hot>><<if not $hotadded>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Sauce Toast]].<<else>>It has hot sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>><<if not $pastasauceadded>>[[Add Red Sauce|Add Red Sauce Toast]].<<else>>It has red sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $italian>><<if not $italianadded>>[[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Spices Toast]].<<else>>It has Italian spices on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $cheese>><<if not $cheeseadded>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Toast]].<<else>>It has a slice of cheddar cheese on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $dressing>><<if not $dressingadded>>[[Add French Dressing|Add Dressing Toast]].<<else>>It has French dressing on it.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[It's ready, let's eat.|Toast End]]
You grab a fork and eat the raw lettuce with nothing on it. Quickly, you decide this was a bit of a tactical error. But it has to be healthy, right? You finish quickly.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
<<set $lettuce = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou get the bagged lettuce from the crisper drawer and set it down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
The toast pops out of the toaster with a shocking cha-chink. [[Put the toast on a plate]].
You pour the soup into a bowl, grab a spoon, and sit down to eat it. <<if $hotadded>><<if $saltadded>><<if $pepperadded>><<if $italianadded>>It tastes really odd. Hot, with way too much spice. It's not very good.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if not $hotadded>><<if $saltadded>><<if $pepperadded>><<if $italianadded>>It's really overly spiced. So much in there. It's hard to even taste the chicken flavor, really.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $saltadded>><<if $pepperadded>><<if $italianadded>>You're really not sure of the flavor. The Italian spices and pepper aren't blending super well.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $saltadded>><<if not $pepperadded>><<if $italianadded>>You can taste vague overtones of garlic, basil, and the like.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if not $hotadded>><<if $saltadded>><<if $pepperadded>><<if not $italianadded>> The salt and pepper give it a little extra kick, and keep it from being bland. <<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if $hotadded>><<if not $italianadded>>It's spicy! Just the way you like it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $hotadded>><<if $italianadded>>You really don't think the Italian spices and the hot sauce are working together. It just tastes kinda weird.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\nYou polish off the bowl of soup.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
You put the sherbet back into the freezer, so it doesn't melt. [[Grab a spoon and eat]].
You grab an oven mitt and pull the pizza out of the oven.\n\nShould you add anything?\n\n<<if $hot>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Sauce Pizza]].<<endif>> <<if $italian>>[[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Pizza]].<<endif>> <<if $dressing>>[[Add French Dressing|Add Dressing Pizza]].<<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>>[[Add Red Sauce|Add Red Sauce Pizza]].<<endif>> <<if $salt>> [[Add Salt|Add Salt Pizza]].<<endif>> <<if $pepper>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Pizza]].<<endif>>\n\n[[Cut the pizza and eat it|Pizza Nothing]].
<<set $saltadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>You shake some salt onto your eggs.\n[[What else...|Scrambled Add]]
You get out your cheese grater and grate the egg, putting the results on top of your salad.\n[[What else...|Salad Add]]
You grab a skillet and place it on the stove, lighting the burner. [[Crack the egg into the skillet]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the meat spin about on the plate as the microwave thaws it. <<if $timer eq 2>>[[Wait|Thaw Done Scrambled]].<<else>>[[Wait|Thaw that meat scrambled]].<<endif>>
You open the door to the pantry and look inside. Let's see...\n<<if not $pasta>>There's [[some spagetti noodles|Get Spagetti]]...<<endif>> <<if not $tacoshell>> There's [[some taco shells|Get Taco Shells]]...<<endif>> <<if not $soup>> There's [[a can of chicken noodle soup|Get Soup]]...<<endif>> <<if not $croutons>>There's [[a bag of croutons|Get Croutons]]...<<endif>> <<if not $chips>>There's [[a bag of Doritos|Get Doritos]]...<<endif>> <<if not $bread>>There's [[half a loaf of sandwich bread|Get the Bread]]...<<endif>>\n\n[[Nevermind, what else is there...|Cooking Menu]]
You cut the pizza into slices, grab one, and take a bite. <<if $dressingadded>>The French dressing just doesn't go with pizza at all. It's kind of disgusting.<<else>><<if $pastasauceadded>>It's extra saucy, and the sauce seems to overpower all other flavors.<<else>><<if $hotadded>>It's got an extra kick from the hot sauce, so that's nice.<<endif>> <<if $saltadded>>The salt is just making it taste salty and kinda awful.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>\n\nYou work through your pizza throughout the day.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
[[Let me know what you think.]]
Should you add anything else?\n\n<<if $cheese>><<if not $cheeseadded>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Pasta]].<<else>>It had cheddar cheese on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $italian>><<if not $italianadded>>[[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Pasta]].<<else>>It has Italian spices on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $salt>><<if not $saltadded>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Pasta]].<<else>>It has salt on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pepper>><<if not $pepperadded>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Pasta]].<<else>>It has pepper on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $hot>><<if not $hotadded>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Pasta]].<<else>>It has hot sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[Grab a fork and dig into your pasta.]]
What should be in your scrambled eggs?\n<<if $cheese>><<if not $cheeseadded>>[[Maybe Cheddar Cheese?|Add Cheese Scrambled]].<<else>>Cheddar Cheese, of course.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $sausage>><<if not $sausageadded>>[[Maybe Italian Sausage?|Add Sausage Scrambled]].<<else>>Italian Sausage, of course.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $chicken>><<if not $chickenadded>>[[Maybe Chicken?|Add Chicken Scrambled]].<<else>>Chicken, of course.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $onion>><<if not $onionadded>>[[Maybe Red Onion?|Add Onion Scrambled]].<<else>>Red Onion, of course.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n<<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>[[Get started and thaw the meat|Thaw the meat scrambled]].<<endif>><<endif>><<if $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>[[Get started and thaw the meat|Thaw the meat scrambled]].<<else>>[[Get started and thaw the meat|Thaw the meat scrambled]].<<endif>><<endif>><<if $onionadded>><<if not $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>[[Get started and chop the onion|Chop the onion scrambled]].<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if not $onionadded>><<if not $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>><<if $cheeseadded>>[[Get started and grate the cheese|Grate the cheese scrambled]].<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if not $onionadded>><<if not $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>>[[Get started|Cook scrambled]].<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>\n
<<set $dressingadd = true>><<set $addedmistake = $addedmistake + 1>>You pour a bit of French dressing onto each piece of toast.\n[[What else...|Toast Add]]
You grab a fork, sit down, and have a mouthful of your scrambled eggs. <<if not $toppingsadded>>They're really bland, to be honest, but edible.<<endif>><<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>The Italian sausage is an odd touch, but not bad, really.<<else>>The Italian sausage and chicken aren't too bad. Nothing offensive, anyway.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>The chicken doesn't add a whole lot besides protein.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $onionadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>>The onion really adds a bit of needed flavor to the dish.<<else>>The onion and cheese really adds a bit of needed flavor to the dish.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $italianadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>The Italian spice... doesn't make this the worst eggs you've had? But it's not helping much.<<else>>The Italian spice is complimenting the sausage, making it better-tasting than it probably should be.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $hotadded>><<if not $jellyadded>>The hot sauce really gives it some kick, too. It's great!<<else>>The hot sauce and jelly are really clashing. It's really odd, honestly. Not very good.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $jellyadded>><<if not $hotadded>>But why did you decide to put jelly on this again? It just isn't really working for you.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\nYou shovel the eggs into your mouth.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
<<set $hotadded = true>>You pour some hot sauce on top of each taco.\n[[What else...|Add Tacos]]
You sit down with your sandwich, pick it up, and take a bite. <<if not $toppingsadded>>It is incredibly bland and nearly tasteless. But it is food, I guess.<<else>><<if $italianadded>><<if not $tacoadded>>It has a nice Italian flavor.<<endif>><<else>><<if $pepperadded>>It tastes a bit peppery, which is good.<<else>><<if $tacoadded>><<if not $italianadded>> It's a strange Taco flavor. Odd for a sandwich.<<endif>><<else>><<if $italianadded>><<if $tacoadded>>It's a horrible mix of taco and Italian flavors. Ugh.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pastasauceadded>>The red sauce makes it almost taste like a chicken parmesean. If only you had had parmesean!<<else>><<if $dressingadded>>The French dressing adds a sweet taste<<if $italianadded>><<if not $tacoadded>>, but it's really clashing with the Italian seasoning<<endif>><<endif>><<if $tacoadded>><<if not $italianadded>>, but it's really clashing with the Taco seasoning<<endif>><<endif>><<if $tacoadded>><<if $italianadded>>, but it's really clashing with the horrible mix of seasonings<<endif>><<endif>>.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $lettuceadded>><<if not $onionadded>>The lettuce gives it a nice, healthy crunch.<<else>>The lettuce and onion gives it a nice, healthy crunch.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $onionadded>><<if not $lettuceadded>>The onion gives it a nice healthy crunch.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\nYou bite away at your sandwich until it is all gone.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>> You watch the toaster carefully, waiting for it to pop. <<if $timer eq 2>>[[Wait|Toast Pops]]<<else>>[[Wait|Wait for Toast]]<<endif>>.
<<set $timer = 0>>The chicken looks cooked all the way through. [[Add the seasoning and water]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>> You take a small pot, and put it on a burner, turning it on. <<if $chickenadded>>[[Put meat into the small pot]].<<else>><<if $sausageadded>>[[Put meat into the small pot]].<<else>><<if no $onionadded>>[[Pour the sauce into the pot]].<<else>>[[Chop up the onion]].<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>
<<set $pepperadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>You shake some pepper onto your eggs.\n[[What else...|Scrambled Add]]
----\n__''Molyneux Text-Based Cooking Simulator 2013''__\na silly game experiment of endless cooking possibility\nby Alexis "poetfox" Long\n----\n\n[[Begin]].\n\n
You take a knife from your knife block and cut the <<if $chickenadded>><<if $sausageadded>>chicken and sausage<<else>>chicken<<endif>><<endif>><<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>sausage<<endif>><<endif>> into small chunks and throw it into the skillet. [[Cook the meat|Cook the meat pasta]].
<<set $hotadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>You pour some hot sauce all over your eggs.\n[[What else...|Scrambled Add]]
The oven time goes off. You remove the chicken from the heat. [[Put the chicken into the taco shells]].
You spoon the chicken into a couple of taco shells.\n\nWhat else should you add?\n<<if $lettuce>>[[Add Lettuce|Add Lettuce Tacos]].<<endif>> <<if $cheese>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Tacos]].<<endif>> <<if $hot>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Tacos]].<<endif>> <<if $jelly>>[[Add Grape Jelly|Add Jelly Tacos]].<<endif>> <<if $dressing>>[[Add French Dressing|Add Dressing Tacos]].<<endif>>\n\n[[Sit down with your tacos and enjoy]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the chicken cooking nicely on the grill. <<if $timer eq 4>>[[Flip the chicken over]].<<else>><<if $timer eq 8>>[[Wait|Chicken Cooked Sandwich]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait Cooking Sandwich]].<<endif>><<endif>>
After clicking around on Google for awhile, you realize that about the simplest version you could make involves French dressing, onion, grape jelly, and chicken, of course.\n\nDo you have all of those?\n<<if $chicken>>You have chicken.<<else>>You don't have any chicken.<<endif>>\n<<if $dressing>>You have French dressing.<<else>>You don't have any French dressing.<<endif>>\n<<if $jelly>>You have grape jelly.<<else>>You don't have any grape jelly.<<endif>>\n<<if $onion>>You have red onion.<<else>>You don't have any onion.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $chicken>><<if $dressing>><<if $jelly>><<if $onion>>[[Let's make Catalina Chicken!]]<<else>>[[Back to the drawing board.|Cooking Menu]]<<endif>><<else>>[[Back to the drawing board.|Cooking Menu]]<<endif>><<else>>[[Back to the drawing board.|Cooking Menu]]<<endif>><<else>>[[Back to the drawing board.|Cooking Menu]]<<endif>>
The chicken looks done. You take it off the heat. [[Put the chicken on some bread]].
Maybe you should add something else to the chicken.\n<<if $hot>><<if not $hotadded>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Catalina]].<<else>>There's hot sauce in it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>><<if not $pastasauceadded>>[[Add Red Sauce|Add Pasta Sauce Catalina]].<<else>>There's red sauce in it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $italian>>[[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Catalina]].<<endif>> <<if $salt>><<if not $saltadded>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Catalina]].<<else>>There's salt in it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pepper>><<if not $pepperadded>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Catalina]].<<else>>There's pepper in it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $cheese>><<if not $cheeseadded>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Catalina]].<<else>>There's cheddar cheese in it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $taco>><<if not $tacoadded>>[[Add Taco Seasonings|Add Taco Catalina]].<<else>>There's taco seasonings in it.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[Wait for the oven to preheat]].
<<set $italianadded = true>>You add some Italian spices to the pot.\n[[What else...|Soup Add]]
Hey, this is Alexis. Thanks for checking this out. Please, do let me know what you think. My electronic mail address is poetfox at getmeoutofthis.net, and my twitter is @poetfox. You can even leave a note on getmeoutofthis.net if you want. I'll see it eventually. Even if you hate it, I want to know why. Thanks, and I hope you enjoyed this little Molyjam experiement. I hope I did, in some small part, to keep the ever-present spirit of Molyneux alive in game development today.
You pull out a cutting board and a knife from your knife block, and chop the chicken breast into small chunks. [[Cook that chicken right]].
You cut the pizza into slices, grab a slice, and dig in. It's nothing special, but you didn't expect much from a frozen pizza. It's filling though, and that's what matters.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
You flip the sandwich over to cook the other side using your spatula. [[Wait|Wait Grilled Cheese]].
What else should you add?\n<<if $cheese>><<if not $cheeseadded>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Sandwich]].<<else>>It has cheese on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $onion>><<if not $onionadded>>[[Add Red Onion|Add Onion Sandwich]].<<else>>It has red onion on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $dressing>><<if not $dressingadded>>[[Add French Dressing|Add Dressing Sandwich]].<<else>>It has French dressing on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>><<if not $pastasauceadded>>[[Add Red Sauce|Add Pasta Sauce Sandwich]].<<else>>It has red sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $lettuce>><<if not $lettuceadded>>[[Add Lettuce|Add Lettuce Sandwich]].<<else>>It has lettuce on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $hot>><<if not $hotadded>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Sandwich]].<<else>>It has hot sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[Pick up that sandwich and eat it]].
A good idea. First you'll have to [[get a can opener]].
You coat both sides of your chicken breast with your seasoning. [[Put the chicken on the grill]].
<<set $jellyadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>You spoon out a bit of grape jelly onto your eggs.\n[[What else...|Scrambled Add]]
<<set $smacks = $smacks + 1>>You hit the chicken with the tenderizer. <<if $smacks eq 5>>[[That's enough hits. Let's grill this chicken.]]<<else>>[[And again! SMACK!|SMACK]]<<endif>>
Taking out your cheese grater, you grate a good amount of cheddar cheese, and mix it into the dressing in the casserole dish.\n[[What else...|Add Catalina]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You move the meat around every so often, making sure it doesn't get burned, but gets cooked through. <<if $timer eq 5>>[[Wait|Meat Cooked Pasta]].<<else>>[[Wait|Cook the meat pasta]].<<endif>>
<<set $croutons = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou pick up the bag of croutons and set them down on the counter in easy reach.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
First things first, [[let's defrost the chicken breast]].
You open the package of noodles and pour them into the boiling water. [[Prepare the pasta sauce]].
<<set $onion = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the container with your half an onion out of the refridgerator and put it on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $dressingadded = true>>You pour some French dressing all over the pizza.\n[[What else...|Add Pizza]]
<<set $pastasauce = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the jar of red sauce out of the refridgerator and set it down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
You pour a generous amount of French dressing into the dish, basically emptying the bottle. [[Add the jelly]].
Putting the half of the onion onto your cutting board, you chop up some fine bits of red onion for your scrambled eggs.\n\n<<if $cheeseadded>>[[Grate the cheese|Grate the cheese scrambled]].<<else>>[[Start cooking the eggs|Cook scrambled]].<<endif>>
<<set $addedmistake = 0>>You take a plate out of the cabinet, and you get the toast down upon it.\nWhat should you put on your toast?\n<<if $jelly>><<if not $jellyadded>>[[Add Grape Jelly|Add Grape Jelly Toast]].<<else>>It has grape jelly on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $salt>><<if not $saltadded>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Toast]].<<else>>It has salt on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pepper>><<if not $pepperadded>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Toast]].<<else>>It has pepper on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $hot>><<if not $hotadded>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Sauce Toast]].<<else>>It has hot sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>><<if not $pastasauceadded>>[[Add Red Sauce|Add Red Sauce Toast]].<<else>>It has red sauce on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $italian>><<if not $italianadded>>[[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Spices Toast]].<<else>>It has Italian spices on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $cheese>><<if not $cheeseadded>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Toast]].<<else>>It has a slice of cheddar cheese on it.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $dressing>><<if not $dressingadded>>[[Add French Dressing|Add Dressing Toast]].<<else>>It has French dressing on it.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[It's ready, let's eat.|Toast End Nothing]]
You take a big bowl down from the cabinet, open the bag of lettuce, and pour it into the bowl.\n\nShould you add anything?\n<<if $dressing>>[[Add French Dressing|Add Dressing Salad]].<<endif>> <<if $cheese>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Salad]].<<endif>> <<if $croutons>>[[Add Croutons|Add Croutons Salad]].<<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>>[[Add Red Sauce|Add Red Sauce Salad]].<<endif>> <<if $salt>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Salad]].<<endif>> <<if $pepper>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Salad]].<<endif>> <<if $hot>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Sauce Salad]].<<endif>> <<if $egg>>[[Add Hard-Boiled Egg|Add Egg Salad]].<<endif>>\n\n[[Grab a fork and eat your salad|Naked Salad]].
<<set $onionadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>Of course. First, though, you'll need to [[cut some onion for the sandwich]].
You grab the can opener, and place it on the can of Chicken Noodle Soup. [[Turn the wheel]].
<<set $timer = 0>><<set $smacks = 0>>The microwave beeps, and you take the thawed chicken out of the microwave. [[Pound the chicken into shape]].
<<set $sausage = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the package of frozen sausages out of the freezer and set them down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
You pull out a small casserole dish and put the chicken in it. [[Add the French dressing]].
The microwave beeps. The chicken is defrosted. [[Cut that chicken into small chunks]].
<<set $cheeseadded = true>> First, you'll have to [[grate some cheese|Grate cheese pasta]].
Pulling out a cutting board and grabbing a knife from your knife block, you mince the rest of the red onion, dropping it into the dressing and mixing it well. [[Preheat the oven]].
You pull a bowl down from the cabinet, and get your ice cream scoop out of the drawer. [[Scoop from sherbet]].
<<set $hotadded = true>><<set $bigmistake = true>><<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You pour some hot sauce into the dressing, mixing it in.\n[[What else...|Add Catalina]]
<<set $italian = true>> <<set $spice = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the shaker of Italian spices and set it down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $timer = 0>>You crack the egg carefully into the skillet, then lightly scramble it with your spatula. <<if $toppingsadded>>[[Add everything else|Add toppings scrambled]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait scrambled]].<<endif>>
Oh yeah! You remember eating this once before, and it was tasty. Sounds good. But what do you have to add to make Catalina Chicken anyway?\n\n[[Search the internet for instructions]].
"Freedom is... freedom can actually be boring, you've got to realize that."\n- Peter Molyneux
<<set $timer = 0>>The oven light blinks on. You put the casserole dish into the oven, and set the oven timer to 30 minutes. [[Wait|Wait Catalina]].
<<set $hotadded = true>> <<set $toppingsadded = true>>You pour some hot sauce on top of the chicken.\n[[What else...|Add Sandwich]]
<<set $sherbet = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the tub of rainbow sherbet out of the freezer and set it down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $eggadded = true>>First, you'll need to boil the egg. [[Grab a pot to boil the egg]].
Taking out your cutting board and a knife from your knife block, you cut off some strings of red onion, and put them on your sandwich.\n[[What else...|Add Sandwich]].
That should be enough. You take the soup off of the burner. \n\nShould you add anything?\n<<if $hot>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Soup]].<<endif>> <<if $salt>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Soup]].<<endif>> <<if $pepper>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Soup]].<<endif>> <<if $italian>>[[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Soup]].<<endif>>\n\n[[Pour it into a bowl and eat]].
<<set $saltadded = true>><<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You shake some salt into the dressing, and mix it in.\n[[What else...|Add Catalina]]
[[Check Refridgerator]]\n[[Check Freezer]]\n[[Check Pantry]]\n[[Check Spice Rack]]\n\nCurrently, you've collected...\n<<if not $something>>absolutely nothing. Best get started.<<endif>> <<if $cheese>>a block of cheddar cheese,<<endif>> <<if $egg>>a couple of eggs, <<endif>> <<if $soda>>a can of Pepsi, <<endif>> <<if $onion>>half a red onion, <<endif>> <<if $lettuce>>some bagged lettuce, <<endif>> <<if $dressing>>some french dressing, <<endif>> <<if $jelly>>some grape jelly, <<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>>a jar of red sauce, <<endif>> <<if $pasta>>some spagetti noodles, <<endif>> <<if $tacoshell>>some taco shells, <<endif>> <<if $soup>>a can of chicken noodle soup, <<endif>> <<if $croutons>> a bag of croutons, <<endif>> <<if $chips>> a bag of Doritos, <<endif>> <<if $chicken>>some frozen chicken breasts, <<endif>> <<if $sausage>>some frozen italian sausage, <<endif>> <<if $pizza>>a frozen pizza, <<endif>> <<if $sherbet>>some frozen sherbet, <<endif>> <<if $bread>>half a loaf of sandwich bread, <<endif>> <<if $italian>>italian spices, <<endif>> <<if $salt>>salt, <<endif>> <<if $pepper>>pepper, <<endif>> <<if $hot>>a bottle of hot sauce, <<endif>> <<if $taco>>a packet of taco seasoning, <<endif>>\n\nIdeas for Meals\n[[Do nothing at all]]. <<if $soda>>[[Drink that Pepsi]].<<endif>> <<if $cheese>><<if $egg>>[[Make Scrambled Eggs]].<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $lettuce>><<if $dressing>>[[Make a Salad]].<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pastasauce>> <<if $pasta>>[[Make Red Sauce Pasta]].<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $chips>>[[Eat some Doritos]].<<endif>> <<if $soup>>[[Make a bowl of Chicken Noodle Soup]].<<endif>> <<if $chicken>>[[Make Simple Catalina Chicken]].<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pizza>>[[Throw a Pizza into the oven]].<<endif>> <<if $sherbet>>[[Eat some Sherbet]].<<endif>> <<if $bread>><<if $cheese>>[[Make a Grilled Cheese Sandwich]].<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $spice>><<if $chicken>><<if $bread>>[[Make a Grilled Chicken Sandwich]].<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if $taco>><<if $tacoshell>><<if $chicken>>[[Make Chicken Tacos]].<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if $bread>><<if $jelly>>[[Make Toast]].<<endif>><<endif>>
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You listen for the little beep to go off, signalling that your oven if preheated. <<if $timer eq 7>>[[Wait|Preheat Pizza Done]].<<else>>[[Wait|Preheating Pizza]].<<endif>>
<<set $cheeseadded = true>><<set $bigmistake = true>><<set $timer = $timer + 1>>First you'll have to [[grate some cheese to throw in there]].
<<set $jellyadded = true>>Sounds like a plan, first, though, you'll need a knife. [[Get one from the drawer]].
<<set $tacoadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>Sure, some Taco seasoning might be nice.\n[[What else...|Make a Grilled Chicken Sandwich]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>The microwave spins the meat around inside of it, thawing it. <<if $timer eq 2>>[[Wait|Thaw Meat Pasta Done]].<<else>>[[Wait|Thaw Meat Pasta]].<<endif>>
First step will be to boil some water on the stove. [[Get out a pot and fill it up with water]].
<<set $cheeseadded = true>>Sounds like a plan, but first you'll need to slice and slice. [[Take a knife from the drawer]].
The microwave dings. You take the chicken out of the microwave. [[Grab a small casserole dish]].
<<set $chips = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the bag of Doritos out of the pantry and set it down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
You pour the soup into a bowl, grab a spoon, and sit down to eat. It's a simple, quick meal, but it hits the spot.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the noodles boiling in the big pot. <<if $timer eq 8>>[[Wait|Pasta Noodles Ready]].<<else>>[[Wait|Boiling Noodles]].<<endif>>
<<set $timer = 0>>You take the <<if $chickenadded>><<if $sausageadded>>chicken and sausage<<else>>chicken<<endif>><<endif>><<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>sausage<<endif>><<endif>> and remove it from the heat, setting it aside.\n\n[[Check the water pot|Water boiling]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You wait for bubbles to start appearing in the water. <<if $timer eq 5>>[[Wait|Water Boiling Salad]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait for boil salad]].<<endif>>
You get a pot from the cabinet, and set it on the stove, turning the burner on. You pour the soup into the pot. [[Add a can of water]].
You get out a big skillet, placing it on the stove and turning the burner on. [[Thaw the meat]].
The spagetti noodles should be ready by now. [[Drain the pasta]].
First, you'll have to [[put the lettuce into a bowl]].
<<set $timer = 0>>You take the meat out of the microwave and put it on your cutting board. [[Cut the meat into chunks]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the chicken defrosting in the microwave, spinning constantly. <<if $timer eq 2>>[[Wait|Chicken Defrost Done Catalina]].<<else>>[[Wait|Chicken Defrosting Catalina]].<<endif>>
<<set $timer = 0>>You turn a burner to high, and set the pot of water on the burner. <<if $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>[[Get a skillet to cook the chicken|Meat Cook Pasta]].<<else>>[[Get a skillet to cook the chicken and sausage|Meat Cook Pasta]].<<endif>><<endif>><<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>[[Get a skillet to cook the sausage|Meat Cook Pasta]].<<endif>><<endif>><<if not $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>[[Wait for the water to boil]].<<endif>><<endif>>
<<set $hot = true>> <<set $spice = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the bottle of hot sauce and set it down on the counter in easy reach.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
You grab a skillet and put it on the stove, lighing the burner. You add the <<if $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>chicken<<else>>chicken and sausage<<endif>><<endif>><<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>sausage<<endif>><<endif>> and start cooking. [[Wait|Wait meat scrambled]]
You open and dump in the packet of taco seasoning, then pour in 3/4ths of a cup of water. [[Wait for the water to start boiling]].
<<set $hotadded = true>>You pour some hot sauce onto your salad.\n[[What else...|Salad Add]]
You scoop out a generous portion of sherbet into your bowl. [[Put the sherbet away]].
You open up the freezer and look in as a cold blast of air hits you. Let's see...\n<<if not $chicken>>There's [[some frozen chicken breasts|Get the Chicken]]...<<endif>> <<if not $sausage>>There's [[some frozen italian sausage|Get the Sausage]]...<<endif>> <<if not $pizza>>There's [[a frozen pizza|Get the Pizza]]...<<endif>> <<if not $sherbet>>There's [[a half-eaten container of rainbow sherbet|Get the sherbet]]...<<endif>>\n\n[[Nevermind, what else is there...|Cooking Menu]]
You take the block of cheese, and carefully slice off a few slices of cheddar. [[Get the bread out]].
<<set $pastasauceadded = true>><<set $addedmistake = $addedmistake + 1>>You open the jar of red sauce and pour a bit onto each piece of toast.\n[[What else...|Toast Add]]
<<set $saltadded = true>>You shake a bit of salt into the soup to make it a bit saltier.\n[[What else...|Soup Add]]
You check your watch.\n\nIt's about that time.\n\nStomach's growling, and you've got to eat.\n\nTime to cook something, I guess.\n\n[[Let's get to it.|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You look at the time on the timer. Halfway there. You're getting hungry... [[Wait|Wait Catalina]].
<<set $dressingadded = true>>You pour some French dressing onto your salad.\n[[What else...|Salad Add]]
First things first, you'll need to [[preheat the oven to 425 degrees]].
<<set $pizza = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the frozen pizza out of the cold freezer, and set it down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $timer = 0>>You take a pot out of the cabinet and fill it with some water. [[Place it on the stove]].
<<set $timer = 0>>You turn the knob on the oven, letting it preheat. [[Grab a pizza pan]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the chicken spinning on the plate in the microwave as it thaws. <<if $timer eq 2>>[[Wait|Thaw Done Sandwich]]<<else>>[[Wait|Wait Defrost Sandwich]].<<endif>>
<<set $taco = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the packet of taco seasoning and set it down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $saltadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>Sure, some salt might be nice.\n[[What else...|Make a Grilled Chicken Sandwich]]
<<set $pepperadded = true>>You shake some pepper onto your salad.\n[[What else...|Salad Add]]
<<set $pastasauceadded = true>>You pour some extra red sauce onto the pizza.\n[[What else...|Add Pizza]]
<<set $timer = 0>>You get out a plate and set a chicken breast on it. You then put the plate in the microwave, and set it to defrost. [[Wait|Wait Defrost Tacos]].
<<set $pepperadded = true>>You shake some pepper onto the top of your pasta.\n[[What else...|Pasta Add]]
You put the <<if $chickenadded>><<if $sausageadded>>chicken and sausage<<else>>chicken<<endif>><<endif>><<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>sausage<<endif>><<endif>> onto a plate and put them in the microwave to thaw. [[Wait|Thaw Meat Pasta]].
<<set $timer = 0>>The water has started to boil. [[Put spagetti in the boiling water]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the chicken spin in the microwave, defrosting. <<if $timer eq 2>>[[Wait|Chicken Defrosted Tacos]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait Defrost Tacos]].<<endif>>
<<set $onionadded = true>>Sure, some red onion might be nice.\n[[What else...|Make Red Sauce Pasta]]
<<set $chicken = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the bag of frozen chicken breasts out of the freezer, and set it down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
You grab your biggest pot from a cabinet and fill it up with water from the faucet. [[Set the pot on the stove to boil the water]].
<<set $hotadded = true>><<set $addedmistake = $addedmistake + 1>>You pour a bit of hot sauce onto each slice of toast.\n[[What else...|Toast Add]]
You place your slices of cheddar between the two slices of bread. [[Get a griddle out]].
<<set $timer = 0>>You get out your grill pan, and place it on the stove, turning on the burner. <<if $toppingsadded>>[[Season that chicken right]]<<else>>[[Put the chicken on the grill]].<<endif>>
<<set $pastasauceadded = true>><<set $bigmistake = true>><<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You pour some red sauce into the casserole dish, and mix it with the dressing.\n[[What else...|Add Catalina]]
You put the cheese on each of your tacos.\n[[What else...|Add Tacos]]
You pick up a piece of toast, and take a bite. <<if $jellyadded>><<if not $saltadded>><<if not $pepperadded>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $pastasauceadded>><<if not $italianadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>It's sweet and crunchy: the perfect breakfast snack.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if not $jellyadded>><<if $saltadded>><<if not $pepperadded>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $pastasauceadded>><<if not $italianadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>It's crunchy and overly salty. It's not the best thing you've ever tasted, but you suppose you've had worse.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if not $jellyadded>><<if not $saltadded>><<if $pepperadded>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $pastasauceadded>><<if not $italianadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>The toast is very peppery and crunchy. You like pepper, but maybe the taste of pure pepper isn't the best thing.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if not $jellyadded>><<if not $saltadded>><<if not $pepperadded>><<if $hotadded>><<if not $pastasauceadded>><<if not $italianadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>The hot sauce burns your mouth. It's a nice burn, and it's basically direct to your taste buds. <<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if not $jellyadded>><<if not $saltadded>><<if not $pepperadded>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $pastasauceadded>><<if $italianadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>It tastes like the dryest pasta you've ever had. <<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if not $jellyadded>><<if not $saltadded>><<if not $pepperadded>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $pastasauceadded>><<if not $italianadded>><<if $cheeseadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>You suppose you could think of a worse vector for eating some cheese. <<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if not $jellyadded>><<if not $saltadded>><<if not $pepperadded>><<if not $hotadded>><<if $pastasauceadded>><<if not $italianadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>The toast is soggy from the red sauce. You feel like you might as well just be drinking the sauce from the jar. <<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if $jellyadded>><<if not $saltadded>><<if not $pepperadded>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $pastasauceadded>><<if not $italianadded>><<if $cheeseadded>><<if not $dressingadded>>The grape is not really going well with the cheese at all. Not at all. <<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> <<if not $jellyadded>><<if not $saltadded>><<if not $pepperadded>><<if not $hotadded>><<if not $pastasauceadded>><<if not $italianadded>><<if not $cheeseadded>><<if $dressingadded>> The bread is really sweet and tomato-y, but it's a really strange taste alone.<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if $addedmistake gte 1>>It's a total disguisting mess. What did you do?<<endif>>\n\nYou eat both slices quickly.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the skillet, waiting for the water to start boiling. <<if $timer eq 2>>[[Wait|Water Boiling Tacos]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait for the water to start boiling]].<<endif>>
<<set $timer = 0>>Grabbing a cutting board and a knife from your knife block, you chop up the <<if $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>chicken<<else>>chicken and sausage<<endif>><<endif>><<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>sausage<<endif>><<endif>> into small pieces. [[Get a skillet and cook the meat|Cook meat scrambled]].\n\n
<<set $timer = 0>>The water is boiling. [[Reduce heat and put a lid on the skillet]].
You take the skillet off of the stove, turning it off, and move it onto a plate.\n\nShould you add anything?\n<<if $salt>>[[Add Salt|Add Salt Scrambled]].<<endif>> <<if $pepper>>[[Add Pepper|Add Pepper Scrambled]].<<endif>> <<if $hot>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Scrambled]].<<endif>> <<if $jelly>>[[Add Grape Jelly|Add Jelly Scrambled]].<<endif>> <<if $italian>>[[Add Italian Spices|Add Italian Scrambled]].<<endif>>\n\n[[Grab a fork and have some scrambled eggs.]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>> You remove the pot from the heat, and cover the pot with a lid. [[Wait|Wait Egg Boil Salad]]
<<set $dressing = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the bottle of French dressing from the shelf and put it on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $timer = 0>>You get out the griddle, placing it on the stove and turning on the burner. You place your sandwich on the griddle and grab a spatula. [[Wait|Wait Grilled Cheese]].
<<set $saltadded = true>> You shake some salt onto the top of your pasta.\n[[What else...|Pasta Add]]
<<set $hotadded = true>>You pour a bit of hot sauce all over the pizza before you.\n[[What else...|Add Pizza]]
<<set $onionadded = true>> <<set $toppingsadded = true>>Sure, Red Onion sounds like a good idea.\n[[What else...|Make Scrambled Eggs]]
<<set $chickenadded = true>><<set $toppingsadded = true>>Sure, some chicken sounds like a good idea.\n[[What else...|Make Scrambled Eggs]]
<<set $tacoshell = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou grab the box of taco shells and put them down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch the <<if $chickenadded>><<if not $sausageadded>>chicken<<else>>chicken and sausage<<endif>><<endif>><<if $sausageadded>><<if not $chickenadded>>sausage<<endif>><<endif>> cooking in the skillet. <<if $timer eq 7>>[[Wait|Meat cooked scrambled]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait meat scrambled]].<<endif>>
<<set $croutonsadded = true>>You take a handful of croutons from the bag and put it on your salad.\n[[What else...|Salad Add]]
You slide the pizza into the oven, and set the oven timer for 15 minutes. [[Wait|Wait Pizza]].
What else should you add?\n<<if $lettuce>><<if not $lettuceadded>>[[Add Lettuce|Add Lettuce Tacos]].<<else>>They have lettuce on them.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $cheese>><<if not $cheeseadded>>[[Add Cheddar Cheese|Add Cheese Tacos]].<<else>>They have cheese on them.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $hot>><<if not $hotadded>>[[Add Hot Sauce|Add Hot Tacos]].<<else>>They have hot sauce on them.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $jelly>><<if not $jellyadded>>[[Add Grape Jelly|Add Jelly Tacos]].<<else>>They have grape jelly on them.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $dressing>><<if not $dressingadded>>[[Add French Dressing|Add Dressing Tacos]].<<else>>They have French dressing on them.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[Sit down with your tacos and enjoy]].
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You wait, watching the soup heat in the pot. <<if $timer eq 5>>[[Wait|Soup Done]]<<else>>[[Wait|Wait Soup]]<<endif>>
You weren't really that hungry anyway, I suppose.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
You pick up a piece of toast, and take a bite. It's dry, and mostly flavorless. Still, it didn't take you too long to make, I suppose, and you can survive on it. Surely, that's enough.\n\n<<display 'Molyneux Quote'>>
How should you season your grilled chicken?\n<<if $italian>><<if not $italianadded>>[[With Italian Spices?|Add Italian Sandwich]]<<else>>With Italian spices, of course.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $salt>><<if not $saltadded>>[[With Salt?|Add Salt Sandwich]]<<else>>With salt, of course.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $pepper>><<if not $pepperadded>>[[With Pepper?|Add Pepper Sandwich]]<<else>>With pepper, of course.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $taco>><<if not $tacoadded>>[[With Taco Seasoning?|Add Taco Sandwich]]<<else>>With Taco seasoning, of course.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[[That's enough, let's grill!]]
<<set $egg = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the carton of eggs and set them down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
You lean down to take a good look at the spice rack by the stove. Let's see...\n<<if not $italian>>There's [[italian spices|Get Italian]]...<<endif>> <<if not $salt>>There's [[salt|Get Salt]], of course...<<endif>> <<if not $pepper>>There's [[pepper|Get Pepper]], of course...<<endif>> <<if not $hot>>There's [[some hot sauce|Get Hot Sauce]]...<<endif>> <<if not $taco>>There's [[a packet of taco seasoning|Get Taco Seasoning]]...<<endif>>\n\n[[Nevermind, what else is there...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $lettuceadded = true>>You open the bag of lettuce and put some on each taco.\n[[What else...|Add Tacos]]
<<set $bread = true>>\n<<set $something = true>>\nYou take the loaf of bread and set it down on the counter.\n[[What else...|Cooking Menu]]
<<set $timer = $timer + 1>>You watch as the eggs cook in the skillet, occasionally moving them with your spatula. <<if $timer eq 6>>[[Wait|Scrambled Cooking Done]].<<else>>[[Wait|Wait scrambled]].<<endif>>