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May 30, 2003

This is Ben

Pay no attention to the title!!! I am Matthew. And I am gay. And I hate all the ladies. Yep, I'm one woman-hating gay man. Boy, I sure do love the men, though. Boy howdy! Ben Essner, who is not the person that is writing this, is the coolest person in the world. I sure do love him, but in a totally platonic way, because he just emanates heterosexuality, unlike me, who emanates homosexuality, because I'm gay. Perhaps I should make myself clear. I am Matthew Long. And I am gay. Flamboyantly gay.

Posted by poetfox at May 30, 2003 05:12 AM

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