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June 28, 2003
Man Chong's Privates Attack!
I've not really experienced the full force that is Man Chong, but I've heard many rumors.
A helpful hint: Do not ride a horse after Man Chong has been riding it.
Man Chong runs a business of unsuccessful counter-attacks. He waits in the corner, then counter-attacks and fails as soon as he rushes in. He appears out of nowhere and dies, although he never really dies.
Man Chong Vs. Guy Whose Dad Died = Battle of the century!
Another helpful hint: Man Chong + "I Want Your Sex" by George Michael background music = HUGE DEFEAT!
Man Chong seems to have more privates than other officers, and after you kill Man Chong, many of his privates remain.
Do not try to attack Man Chong from the rear.
A Third Helpful Hint: Man Chong will always give in after a good spanking. Just wack him until you are released from his tyrrany.
And finally, whenever you see Man Chong on the battlefield, war will never be the same for you again.
Posted by poetfox at June 28, 2003 12:51 PM
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