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May 28, 2005
A very angry rant about how much playing against a Magic n00b can suck that you shouldn't read.
Sometimes, I hate n00bs.
Obviously, from the picture, we both had impressive amounts of life. I couldn't draw Test of Endurance to save my life, so that was my excuse. Also, he killed the first one I put out there. But seriously, did you see the number of creatures he had? If he had attacked several times in a row after I had first played Beacon of Immortality, he would have been fine. He probably would have won. He would have kept my lifegain in check cause he had more creatures than the screen could show. But no, he stood there, with a million elves and saprolings, and used two Seekers of Skybreak and two Wellwishers to gain life. Neither of us had draw spells. We had both DRAWN down to that many cards in our decks. Turn after turn of doing nothing. He said he was stalling for ONE! ONE! Wirewood Pride, which wouldn't have done anything because, as you can see, I had 3 fucking Chastises. Of course, he couldn't have known that, but still. It was a huge fucking waste of my time. But because I don't give up, especially since I knew I'd win, I played the fucking thing out. And after I got Test of Endurance out and made sure he couldn't kill it? Right after this screenie? HE ATTACKED AND MADE ME DEAL WITH 5 BILLION PATRON OF THE KITSUNE TRIGGERS! For no reason!!!! I had won, he just had to let it be my upkeep. He didn't get me anywhere near below 50 life with his stupid attack. Gods.
Okay, that was WAAAAAAAAY more angry ranting than I wanted to do, but seirously, I played that game for a fucking HOUR. If the man had been waiting for like... one of four Overruns or something, then I wouldn't be mad. But of course he didn't even know what Overrun was. Or Kamahl, Fist of Krosa. Or Stampede Driver. Or Echoing Courage. Or anything that would have let him win. *sighs*
Wirewood Pride he was waiting for...
Posted by poetfox at May 28, 2005 07:45 PM
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