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July 22, 2003

Thought of the day

How the hell do you expect me to be up to the task when this pizza is begging to be set aflame?

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July 17, 2003

Let's play the counting game!

Are you ready-steady? It's time for the best game in the world... the counting game!
Here's how you play: You say a number. Then, you figure out which number comes afterwards, and say that one. You continue in this fashion until there are no more numbers left. Then you win! Can you solve this puzzle of puzzles? Here are a few hints to help you become one of the best counting game players ever! (You need to practice: CountingWorld Online is being released soon, so you'll want to have your l337 skillz finely honed so you can kick @$$ online!)
1. 5 does not come after 73.
2. I before X except after VIII
3. The Jambalizer should be saved until you REALLY need it.
4. Minimize all distractions when playing.
5. Have a nice day.
Follow these tips and you'll be sure to count like a pro! ^_^
With love,
Alex the complete and utter moron

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July 14, 2003

Useful Tip

Sometimes your brains get infested by miniature maromosets bent on seizing control of the world's urine supply. This is just a normal part of growing up. All you can really do is beat yourself with pieces of plywood until they decide to vacate the premises. Under no circumstances should you tie a knot in your spleen.
This has been a useful tip from the Superuseful Information Society (trademark currently being negotiated)
With love,

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